Day 17: "13 Assassins"

This movie is simply amazing. Written and directed by Takihashi Miike. He is famously known for some gory action movies. From Japan.

It is subtitled and is a samurai movie. If you dont like those 2 things, stop reading now. If you do like those 2 things, stop reading amd f'n watch this imediately.

This is a disturbing revenge movie with blood, gore, nudity, amd graphic violence. So in short, it is simply amazing.

Like I said, it is a revenge movie. Some ones son and daughter was killed by a crazy clan leader, another clan leader orders his death. Start the tornado of death.

If u are a samuari fan, 5 fuckin stars. If not, 1 star.

Day 16: "Madigan's Millions" Another "Dusty" Movie

In my Que there is so many Dustin Hoffman movies, I decided to watch 1 every tuesday. This week it is his first feature film. There is a reason you have never heard of this one.

Maddigan is a gangster who stole millions and fled the USA to Italy. Tje movie opens with Madagan dieing.

Have you ever seen "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" movie? Paul Rubins (Pee Wee Herman) has the longest "death" in cinima. Hell it still is going on after the credits. Madigan's death is almost that long.

Dustin Hoffman plays an accountant for the FBI or something. He is a bumbling fool that is stupid but a smart cookie.

This movie was obviouly written for Jerry Lewis but he passed it over and some no names decided to grab a 8mm camera and make it.

This movie is HORRIBLE. It just drags, the comedy has horrible timing and you wonder how Dustin Hoffman ever recovered from this P.O.S.

1 star, bitches.

Day 15: "SHERLOCK: The Great Game"

This is part 3 of the mini series and damned if I am not waiting for the next one. It was a great "end" to the series. Why do I say it's not the end? Because there is a damn cliff hanger.

In this part, Sherlock finally meets Moriarty. The mastermind behind the past 2 episodes.

If you are a fan of the Sherlock Holmes stories or movies, this is a MUST SEE!

I give this episode and the whole series a 3 of 5 stars. I liked it and recomend it for you.

**UPDATE**

Ok. I'm still watching my movies. But will update for the week on friday. Why? I'm in Vegas! The hotel i'm syaying at has no signal for my cell and no wifi. Ok maybe it does but its $15 a day. I would rather spend that on a all you can eat prime rib buffet. See you friday.

Day 14: "SHERLOCK: The Blind Banker"

Sherlock and Watson versus Ninjas. Yeah it's cool. It advances the story with new characters and love interest for Watson.

This is part two of the mini series. (See day 12 for part 1) As per my rules (see "first post") this mini series is NOT disappointing. Really loving this updated Sherlock Holmes. Now i do love the Robert Downey Jr.'s rendition but this NEEDS to be a regular series.

I am going to say 3 stars but I'm waiting for Part 3 for a final Score.

Day 13: "You Again"

I grew up in Waukesha, Wisconsin. Subburb of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Went to school at St. Mary's and St. Joe's. A cathlic school, mainly rich white kids. I was a fat middle class white kid. So, I was teased and made fun of most of my accademic life.

The first girl I ever liked was named Katie. Oh how I thaught she was so cute. Then I met Caitlin. Being an okward fat youth, with no sence of swavé, girls didnt come flockimg to me. So the first gitl I asked out was this totally cool, hippie parents, chick named Stephanie. (Other two girls were more popular, and I knew my place in the world) I told a friend that I left a note in her locker, not saying who the girl was.

The race was off. Girls went racing to their locker to see if they won the Mike sweepstakes. But to them, if they got it, they were not a winner. A girl Toni freaked out because she found a letter in her locker. It was from the teacher. The look of releaf on her face was heart breaking. I was a joke. No girl wanted that letter. I was made fun of for 3 more years. (This was 7th grade)

You again is a movie about a girl tormented in high school, makes something of herself, comes home from for her brothers wedding, and finds out the bitch who tormented her in high school, is going to be her new sister.

Now don't let my sad, shitty story ruin your day. This movie is hella funny. Great cast with Sagorny Weaver, Kristen Bell, and Betty White (with guest appearance by Cloris Leachman) really brings out the revenge comedy is spades.

Good girl gets revenge then learns a lesson. A little predictable, but still one funny movie. My wife gave it 4 stars, I'm giving it only 3. I liked it and I recomend it for you.

Oh, I did eventually work up the courage to ask out both Katie and Caitlin, and they both said no. Good thing too. I might have never met my wife.

Day 12: "SHERLOCK: A Study in Pink"

This is the first in 3 of the Sherlock miniseries that aired in the BBC.  As per my rules each episode is 90 minuts each.

This is a new modern day re-imagining of the classis stories. Takes place modern day. Sherlock is a medical examiner and Watson is a Iraq vet with post tramadic stress syndrome.

The episode start with 4 suisides that are not connected but Sherlock thinks it's murder.

This new series is really well sone and cant wait to watch parts 2&3 (sat. & sun.) And see where Steven Moffit (Dir./ ex. Producer) takes this. Steven Moffit is the current mind behind Dr. Who.

If you like Dr Who, this series will not disapoint!
3 solid stars!