Up to date.... Finally

So I got back friday from vegas and took today (saturday) to catch up on my posts. Sorry about the lateness. Even thou I watch a movie a day, I have a life.

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Day 20: "Chaos Theory"

This is a Ryan Renolds movie I had no idea was even out there. And to be honest, is a fun movie.

His wife puts the clock 10 min behind and his whole life gets flip-turned upside down.

One of the most amazing things was seeing Elliot from "Scrubs" in a slinky bra and panties. Besides that I will say it was a really fun movie and I do recomend this hidden jem.

3 solid stars

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Day 19: "The Captains"

Have you ever seen "Shatner's Raw Nerve" or any of William Shatner's interview shows. This is basically a 90 min interview of all the Captains of Star Trek.

Now I am a Treker. I love Star Trek. From TOS to Enterprise (DS9 is my fave). And this, I will say, was boring. It was a waste of time.

Trekers, Treckies, and any sci-fi lovers. Pass this one over.

1 star.

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Day 18: "I Love You Phillip Morris"

Have you ever been in love? No, like crazy love. That now you look back and think "wow, I was nuts."

Well you are not alone. Everyone has that one person you would do anything for.  Even if you are not with them now, at one point you would have stolen, lied, even possibly put your own health in trouble just to make them happy.

This is a tale about toxic love. A love between Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor, not a movie about the tobacco giant. Jim Carrey plays a man with everything but he wants more. He wants Ewan McGregor, and doesnt care what he has to do to to get him.

This movie was awesome and really recomend this for you and others. I give it 4 stars.

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Day 17: "13 Assassins"

This movie is simply amazing. Written and directed by Takihashi Miike. He is famously known for some gory action movies. From Japan.

It is subtitled and is a samurai movie. If you dont like those 2 things, stop reading now. If you do like those 2 things, stop reading amd f'n watch this imediately.

This is a disturbing revenge movie with blood, gore, nudity, amd graphic violence. So in short, it is simply amazing.

Like I said, it is a revenge movie. Some ones son and daughter was killed by a crazy clan leader, another clan leader orders his death. Start the tornado of death.

If u are a samuari fan, 5 fuckin stars. If not, 1 star.

Day 16: "Madigan's Millions" Another "Dusty" Movie

In my Que there is so many Dustin Hoffman movies, I decided to watch 1 every tuesday. This week it is his first feature film. There is a reason you have never heard of this one.

Maddigan is a gangster who stole millions and fled the USA to Italy. Tje movie opens with Madagan dieing.

Have you ever seen "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" movie? Paul Rubins (Pee Wee Herman) has the longest "death" in cinima. Hell it still is going on after the credits. Madigan's death is almost that long.

Dustin Hoffman plays an accountant for the FBI or something. He is a bumbling fool that is stupid but a smart cookie.

This movie was obviouly written for Jerry Lewis but he passed it over and some no names decided to grab a 8mm camera and make it.

This movie is HORRIBLE. It just drags, the comedy has horrible timing and you wonder how Dustin Hoffman ever recovered from this P.O.S.

1 star, bitches.

Day 15: "SHERLOCK: The Great Game"

This is part 3 of the mini series and damned if I am not waiting for the next one. It was a great "end" to the series. Why do I say it's not the end? Because there is a damn cliff hanger.

In this part, Sherlock finally meets Moriarty. The mastermind behind the past 2 episodes.

If you are a fan of the Sherlock Holmes stories or movies, this is a MUST SEE!

I give this episode and the whole series a 3 of 5 stars. I liked it and recomend it for you.